Nobody wants to be that visitor. The good news: Scottish golf is relaxed about most things and strict about a few, and the few are easy to learn.
Do
- Keep up the pace. This is the one that matters. A links round here is 4 to 4.5 hours, walking. If you lose a hole on the group ahead, wave the group behind through or pick up and move on. Nothing marks a visitor faster than a round creeping past five hours.
- Take a caddie at least once. Book through the course, pay the fee (£60–£80 is typical) and tip properly on top — £40 and up for a good day is the going rate, more if they have saved you shots. Listen to them; they know lines and bounces you cannot see.
- Play the weather, not against it. Wind and a bit of rain are part of links golf, not a ruined day. Pack proper waterproofs, a warm layer even in July, and get on with it. The locals will be out in it.
- Walk. Most links are walking courses; buggies are rare and often restricted. If walking 18 is a worry, say so when you book — some courses can help.
- Learn two words: fore and thanks. Shout the first loudly when needed; say the second to everyone — starters, caddies, greenkeepers, the bar staff.
Don’t
- Don’t expect target golf. The ground game is the whole point. Putt from thirty yards off the green; run a 7-iron in low. Fighting a links with high wedges is how she beats you.
- Don’t over-dress or under-dress. Smart golf wear on the course; most clubhouses are relaxed these days but keep a collar handy and change your shoes before wandering in. Denim on the course will get you looks.
- Don’t take six practice swings. See pace of play, above. She forgives a bad shot far quicker than a slow one.
- Don’t skip the small courses. Some of the best golf in Scotland costs £90 and has no gift shop. Ask a local — or ask me — which ones.
- Don’t leave without a moment on the Swilcan Bridge if you play the Old. Yes it is a cliché. Do it anyway. You will be glad forever.
Planning a trip? Tell me about it and I’ll give you an honest steer — it costs you nothing.